Welcome to the First Annual I Love Italian Movies Imaginary Italian Film Festival!
We invite you to join us for the best Italian movies that can be found for instant download through Netflix – we’ll provide the pretend locations, the pretend snacks, and all the other pretend stuff you’ll need – all you need to do is bring your imagination. We’re taking off from JFK tonight so get yourself to New York ASAP.
Is it snowing where you are right now? Because we’re going to Rome! This year’s festival will be held in locations around the city because – I love Rome – and I’ve already been pretending that I’m there for months now.
The festival will last Friday through Tuesday and we’re requesting formal attire – so maybe you’d better spend the day shopping. Ci vediamo domani a Roma! See you tomorrow in Rome!